Just watched Jeff, Who Lives at Home with the Bitch in Apartment 23

Just learned how to play the lotto.

An unexpected nap has resulted in me being wide awake at four in the morning.  Might as well as make the best of these odd circumstances and get something done. Plan is to have this essay done with by the time the sun comes out. Please be nice to me Mr.Thoreau.

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bitchingbaristas:

trail3rtrash:

pet peeves of people when they order:

• “i need…” no you don’t. you dont NEED anything except a bottle of water or some good nourishment. definitely not that large vanilla whole milk iced latte youre getting with an extra shot and some caramel sauce thrown on for good measure. 
• “i just want…” this is always followed up by some ridiculous order. you overused the just privilege there bro. there is no “just an upside down caramel macchiato half caf, caramel drizzle on the top and bottom with 2 pumps vanilla and 3 pumps gingerbread with 1 percent milk.
• “i just need…”
• ordering your drinks in the wrong order. “i want a large, half calf,no whipped creme,  two pumps of chocolate, soy milk, 3 shot, flat, extra hot, extra whipped creme but make sure its long pull i dont want that short pull business you people give me sometimes, caffe latte. oh and actually just make it light whipped creme” thanks dude, i had to sit through your essay of an order before being able to even begin ringing in your drink
• talking on their phone. stop it. 
• or even worse, when they put the phone on speaker and have the person order like that
• when they get annoyed when i have to ask them questions about what they want in their drink. do you think i want to interview you about your drink preferences? no. but me being annoying now will save a lot of annoyance for everyone involved later when you bitch and moan about how your latte was hot when you wanted it ice and with an add shot.
• there are no cappuccinos with no foam. you want a flat latte. not a foamless cappuccino. stop arguing with me

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eyesofdoctoreckleburg:

this is my life.

I’ve been three days without tumblr because my macbook decided to have a heart attack.  Life without tumblr or my computer is quite boring.  I discovered the universal sports channel and watched lots of figure skating.

sunlightandamocha:

adrixn:(via missvicious)

and i am nearly 20 years old.

and i will be 20 years old on friday

First time using my knife in class and I slice my finger quite nicely.  I can now rest at ease knowing that my knife is indeed sharp.  My finger will now be sporting a miniature condom until it heals.

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My friends disapprove of me wanting to go to Cuba.